MY FIRST, NEW WORLD ORDER!!!™

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approved by the Advisory Council of Education (unverified)

🌐Introduces concepts of multilateral government

🧩Encourages children to identify which jobs of the world, they would most like to learn about later.

📋3 narrative frameworks — for years of fun!

🔗teach yourself understanding of obvious logistics failures by 'Tech Billionaires and Goverments ONLY'!

🏛️Compatible with most existing societal structures (sold seperately).

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Each set, includes the following components:

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⚠ WARNING

WARNING: Choking hazard — contains information. Not suitable for critical thinkers under 3. Keep away from thought.

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