CORPORATE INFORMATION

ABOUT Universe™ TOYS

A Division of Everything, Inc.

EST. BEFORE YOU KNEW
TRUSTED BY ALL PARTIES!
OPERATING IN ALL MARKETS!
OUR MISSION STATEMENT

"At Universe™ Toys, the universes happiness,  is our concern

— The Board of Directors, Universe™ Toys (names withheld for operational security)

COMPANY HISTORY
1944

Universe™ Toys is founded at an undisclosed location during an undisclosed conference. Minutes are not taken.

1971

The company quietly acquires the concept of consensus reality. Product development begins.

1989

First prototype of the  Design™ is tested in select markets. Results are satisfactory. Markets are not informed.

2001

The Narrative Framework Cards are introduced. Three interchangeable storylines are made available. A fourth is held in reserve.

2008

The Compliance Module is upgraded. The previous version is discontinued. Nobody notices.

2020

Field testing of the full game, Feedback is collected automatically.

2026

My 1st New World Order™ launches commercially. You are reading this. This is the start.

MEET THE LEADERSHIP TEAM

Our leadership team brings decades of combined experience in narrative management, compliance architecture, and fun.

R

R.S

Chief Executive Officer

"We don't make toys. We make frameworks for understanding why toys are necessary."

M

M. Fabian

Chief Compliance Officer

"Compliance isn't something we add. It's something we remove the obstacles to."

E

E, Stacy

Head of Narrative Development

"There are three stories. We have all three. You are welcome to choose one."

S

S. Vance

Director of Market Placement

"Every market is a test market. Every test market is a real market."

T

T. Drink

"I'm not able to comment on what I do. That is, itself, what I do."

A

A. Quorum

Chief Officer

"You are already a piece. My job is to make sure you enjoy the role."

AWARDS & RECOGNITION

🏆

Best Game

2026

The Universe™ Self-Confidence Committee

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Best Design

2025

Institute for the creation of a decent game

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Excellence in Compliance Architecture

2024

The Advisory Council (Undisclosed)

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Toy of the Inevitable Future

2023

Universe™  Awards Ceremony

write to Universe™ TOYS

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★ UNIVERSE™ TOYS — A DIVISION OF EVERYTHING, INC. ★
MY FIRST NWO™

since 2026

PRODUCT INFORMATION

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My First New World Orde™ is a work of satire. Any resemblance to actual global government structures is purely coincidental and entirely the point.

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